If Aunt Joan came to the party in a turban, her crystal ball was not far behind, and the night would be very short or very, very long, indeed.

The year is 2237.  An archaeological expedition has uncovered a lead box containing DVDs of the entire Buck Rogers serials. Almost overnight, the Space Command is ordered into new uniforms. Colonel Abigail contemplates a revolt.

Annie looked into the mirror with apprehension. The thing had jumped onto her blouse and was now pretending to be a satin rose decoration.

Unknown to most journalists, in 2010, extraterrestrials attempted to invade the United States by impersonating humans. They were apprehended almost immediately because they were color-blind and hadn’t seen a fashion magazine since 1952.

In Kelly’s time, starship pilots were always under 13 years of age:
speed trumps experience, and, in space, speed is everything.

Gramps’ new aids certainly improved his hearing; but, when they started to glow in the dark, and he started to answer questions before they were asked, the family insisted that he find something more conventional.

Since Maria Darlington has been in charge of the supply cabinet, requests for anything have become very low.

Aunt Lily: bodyguard for hire.

Don’t let the ribbons and lace fool you.

Tropical mermaid

South Atlantic Mermaid

Maldives Mermaid

Caribbean Flying Mermaid

Ever-enthusiastic Cousin Julianna took up base-jumping, but she didn’t understand the word “no.”